WELCOME TO DEAN MARTIN’S ROASTING OF YUKO OSHIMA’S BUTT Good evening everyone. We are delighted this evening to congratulate and humiliate our favorite AKB48 girl on her recent graduation. What can you say about a problem like Yuko? She’s a goddess. We wish her all the best in her career in television, movies and underwear advertising. Tonight, my friends and I from the 1970s and 1980s will present some of our favorite Yuko moments. She is a goddess … er … I said that already. Well, she’s also just “the girl next door”… and the reason I bought a telescope. I can hardly believe that I walk the same island with someone so talented, so funny, and so beautiful. Look out men, Yuko is now an AKB GRADUATE! Ladies and Gentlemen, please click on any thumbnail below to begin the slideshow of some of our favorite Yukos.
See more Yuko captions on my Pinterest board!