Oh that voice, that face, those kimonos.
I will have to admit — I (HEART) Iwasa Misaki.
Of course — if I like something too much that must mean that there is something wrong with it. Makes sense… maybe. True, my Iwasa Misaki addiction got to be so bad that I had to have an “intervention”. I have enrolled myself into a 12 STEP PROGRAM in order to kick my Iwasa-habit. Yes, it is my big announcement …
The following is my 12-Step program to sober up to harsh reality.
Oh, I’m going to need two more, dear girl.
Step One: First one has to ADMIT that one HAS a problem. I accept the fact that I have long failed to recognize my Wasamin problem.
I am a fanboy, and Iwasa Misaki is my oshi. I will finally admit, I had a hard time confessing it to Wasamin. Look at that impatient face.
Step Two: I believe that I must turn to “A HIGHER POWER” and ask for help.
Ok, a higher power … um … Mr. Akimoto?
Step Three: I will turn to our fellow men and women, particularly those who have ALSO STRUGGLED with the same addiction. I would use any help.
Yes, our fellow men and women — with the extra hands.
Step Four: I have made a LIST of the situations when I am most likely to listen to Iwasa Misaki. At the computer, while driving, while working, while fantasizing.
Someone should write these down. Write something Iwasa …
Step Five: I will try to AVOID those situations … or put on a Todd Rundgren record instead. Oh, yay … the 70s … ugh.
Yes, I will try to keep my hands busy. NOT going over to YouTube …
Step Six: I am ready to ACCEPT HELP friends give me. I will not make fun of other’s musical tastes, unless it is rap crap.
Back to metal I guess. Party on Garth, Party on Wasamin.
Step Seven: Continue to HOPE. I earnestly hope that OTHER MUSIC will help. Oh my Buddha, just no country music recorded after 1974.
Buenos Tacos, Senorita Misaki — Try some Mexican jumping bean music!
Step Eight: I have made a list of persons I HAVE HARMED and to whom I hope to appologize. (I think my wife is getting very impatient waiting for me out in the car.)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her angry before: “But you look so cute when you get mad … come here you.”
Step Nine: I promise to DO ALL I CAN to make those amends. Maybe cut my Google image Misaki searches down to maybe a few hours every day.
It took me less than two hours to use this … er … I mean … find this!
Step Ten: I will continue to make lists and REVISE them as needed. Oh yeah.
I’m making notes, and a list … Still trying to read the notes …
Step Eleven: I am in turn willing to HELP OTHERS who may come to me in their hour of need with their own particular idol addiction.
Selfies? No need to go it alone, Iwasa.
Step Twelve: … er… um …SCREW THIS … What? … No Misaki-san? … NO WAY! … Forget it!
Starlight: I am outta here … on another Iwasa bender …