Good Grief … I miss the girls. That being said, I still want to share another 16-member “dream team” of my favorite idols. Of course I am going to make lame jokes in the captions. Some of my references are decades old. If you can think of better captions, I look forward to your comments.
Now that Minami Takahasi is about to graduate, there are new additions, and some shake-ups in my lineup. Also, this time, I want to share some moving pictures … Enjoy! .. and please comment — I get lonely fan-boying all by myself.
# Sixteen: Haruka Shimazaki – AKB48
Cooking Challenges? Paruru says that there is NO KIND OF MEAT that she cannot handle!
# Fifteen: Mako Kojima – AKB48
Ha! Young Kojima-san still cannot beat me in “Mario Kart”. HA!!! I hit her with a green shell, just as she was about to cross the finish line!
# Fourteen: Kei Jonishi – NMB48
Denny: Oh, no! … Don’t say that routine AGAIN Kei …
Kei: “Jonshi??? Well, my name is Kei Keicchi Jonishi … you can call me RAY, you can call me KEI, you can call me KEICCHI, you can call me K-CHI, you can call me J-SHI, you can call me SUNNY, you can call me KJ … but yas doesn’t have to call me Jonshi.”
# Thirteen: Haruka Nakagawa – JKT48
If you just got up five minutes earlier, Harugon, you would not be late for practice!!!
# Twelve: Miyuki Watanabe – NMB48
It does not look like it is ANYONE’S secret anymore Milky-chan!
# Eleven: Jurina Matsui – SKE48
Jurina, take it from AL BUNDY: Graduate with a degree. You do not want to wind up selling ladies’ shoes!
# Ten: Yui Yokoyama – AKB48
The last thing TakaMina saw, the moment before she graduated!
# Nine: Haruna Kojima – AKB48
Far be it for me to criticize anyone’s religion KojiHaru … You go ahead and say your nightly prayers the way that you want to.
# Eight: Sayaka Yamamoto – NMB48
Your hair? … No Sayanee, I do not think anyone noticed that your HAIR was slightly out of place.
# Seven: Minami Minegishi – AKB48
No Miichan!!! … Darn it, I am going to SMACK that guy who told Miichan that this was the proper way that American women greet each other at formal U.S. embassy meetings.
# Six: Aika Ota – HKT48
Lovetan — Jim Morrison called, he says NOT to sing it like that if you want to sound “deep”. That is heavy, Love-tan … heavy.
# Five: Mayu Wantanabe – AKB48
… Well Miss Watanabe, as we will be sitting next to each other for more than nine hours on this car drive … you go right ahead and tell me everything I need to know about Scientology.
# Four: Sakura Miyawaki – HKT48
What went wrong when Sakura-tan auditioned for “The Karate Kid 5” …
# Three: Haruka Kodama – HKT48
Harrupi looked like she COULD NOT BELIEVE IT — when I showed her how “Nestles’ Quick” works!
# Two: Yuki Kashiwagi – NGT48
NO! … What is WRONG with you people? Don’t you know that ground up tororo root is a traditional Japanese food. NO! I was NOT thinking that … I wouldn’t … I like Yukirin, … oh God, NO … I never …
# One: Iwasa Misaki – AKB48!!! … as if you would have any doubt!
Sorry that I got carried away with that confetti snow Wasamin!
Starlight: Four decades of Pop Cultural references!