Readers: This very cool and funky song is merely my suggested music track for you to listen to as you read this post. I mean no disrespect to Mariya. Click and enjoy. Which reminds me …
Whoa. I have not posted on WP for a long time. I am in SO MUCH trouble at work. I need to get caught up on all these agricultural fertilizer reports. Yup, I gave up blogging for a while. I have been a good employee — keeping my nose to the Moonstone. Look, I am even bringing work home where I can do company work on my own PC!
The work is very boring. and I get distracted so easily by these pop ups. Wait — this looks interesting. An ad for “KornHub”? Well it must be agricultural then, so I will just click over there and … OH MY GOD!!!
Wait — this is interesting. I don’t usually look at video sites like these (Denny coughs). Besides, there is probably something agricultural in here. Ok … typing “nitrogen” into the search box … and … Hello.
It says if I click there, I can watch a sexy Asian lady urinate. Oh, no no. I could NOT do that. Really. Not my thing. Look I am not a prude, but I draw the line at bodily functions. I could never watch that. That would be perverted. True, I know that it is only “Number 1” … but still. I am NOT a pervert. These videos are not for me. I don’t have any fetishes.
Besides, although men’s bodies are disgusting, ladies are perfect. Women’s bodies are beautiful, fragrant works of art. (Denny momentarily loses touch with reality). Pretty girls don’t PEE! Their little hoo-hoos don’t really make that bad stuff do they? (Denny in denial) How could this video even exist?
I’m NOT going to watch this!!!
Uh … maybe … unless … maybe YOU want to look, my dear Readers … er .… I mean … this one time would not hurt could it? If you say that it is OK … watching a pretty girl take a pee, I will do it. That does not make me a bad person, right? Right?
OK then (Denny exhales), here goes. CLICK.
Huh …you know, these urinal-on-the-floor-toilets always seemed weird to me. Japan is otherwise so highly technological – so why is it that some basins look like a hole in the floor? … and OH! … There she is.
I think she likes me, she looked right at me and smiled. So pretty. Whoa … the panties are down … uh … hoo-boy … well, that answers the “hairy or shaved” question. Mystery solved!.
Wow — she IS vert cute. Hmmmm … so beautiful in there ... so interesting … she seems like she has good balance. I wonder what led her to film this?
OK, this event should start any minute. (Denny watching, waiting).
It is always entertaining to see up a nice lady’s hoo hoo. There are all these wonderful grooves and folds. Fluids reflecting and refracting. So Interesting … so very interesting.
Alright … gunna happen soon … (Denny glances at watch).
You know, you can find a lot of meaning, and answers to the big questions in the universe looking in there … I know you will think it strange … but you know what? I think I just saw the answer to a quadratic equation problem that I never finished back in 7th grade math …
… Hmmmm … still waiting here. It is a nice view and everything, but nothing is happening.
Ha. Penny for your thoughts, dear girl. She is smiling, but she should be thinking about running water. It’s gotta start any second now …
Uh … still waiting. (Denny’s mind wanders) Gee, I wonder how many miles I put on the Volkswagen last week. Darn it — I should go check … I think I am due for an oil change … and OH MY there it goes!!!
Uh huh … OK … right … OK … so … so that is what it looks like. Ahem.
Starlight: I really do need to get back to work.